i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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