In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
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