i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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