yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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