just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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