I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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