ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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