If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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