goodnight i made you a song goodbye
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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