just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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