well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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