After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
