i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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