1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
im holly from the hills drunk
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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