You're completely useless in the revolution.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
