the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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