If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
He had one of those small greek statue penises
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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