just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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