Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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