You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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