i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
high people should be assigned attendants
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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