My brain says no but my pants say off.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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