I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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