yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
it was like eating out sand paper
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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