I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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