I feel like I'm in dance class right now
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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