How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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