I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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