I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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