He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
