your thong is hanging out like whoa
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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