Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
smell my finger.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
