hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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