We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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