i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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