God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.