If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls