Where are you?
In a non slutty way
no. you can't hotbox the world.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties