RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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