So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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