He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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