I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
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