Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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