thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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