Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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