Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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