I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
