do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Randomize