dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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