When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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