dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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