i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
