bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars