Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.