HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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