do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
