Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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