I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize